Memory 4

Jul. 17th, 2011 09:22 pm
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Memory: AAAAAAUGH VAMPIRE NIGHTMARE.
Received: Game 51 (day 66, high noon)
Form: fancy ring, 6/7 uses left
Summary: Snake isn't afraid of vampires, it's just that whenever people even mention them he has nightmares that night.

Para-Medic: "Snake, be careful. That cave is inhabited by vampire bats. The vampire bat bites its victims and sucks their blood."
Snake: "Got it."
Para-Medic: "Speaking of bats..."
Snake: "Just save it."
Para-Medic: "Huh?"
Snake: "I know you're just going to talk about vampire movies. 'Attack of the Vampire Doughnuts' or 'Dracula Versus the Space Hippos' or something like that..."
Para-Medic: "Actually, I was going to say that bats are known to use supersonic waves to sense their surroundings."
Snake: "Oh."
Para-Medic: "Bats use supersonic waves to sense their surroundings. So you might be able to keep them away by blasting them with a special kind of sound wave. As for taste... I suppose there's no reason you can't eat them."
Snake: "Hmm..."
Para-Medic: "Snake, do you hate vampire movies?"
Snake: "What?"
Para-Medic: "Just now you sounded like you really hated them."
Snake: "I did?"
Para-Medic: "Yeah."
Snake: "Oh. Well, no one really likes them, do they?"
Para-Medic: "Some people do."
Snake: "Like you?"
Para-Medic: "Yeah. They're fascinating, you know? Like the movie 'Dra...'"
Snake: "Don't say it."
Para-Medic: "Why not?"
Snake: "Just don't."
Para-Medic: "Are you afraid?"
Snake: "What?"
Para-Medic: "You're afraid of vampires, aren't you?"
Snake: "Don't be ridiculous."
Para-Medic: "But..."
Snake: "Listen, there are no such things as vampires. They're just a stupid made-up legend. Even if they do seem real sometimes."
Para-Medic: "Well, sure."
Snake: "You think I'd be afraid of something like that?"
Para-Medic: "No."
Snake: "Exactly!"
Para-Medic: "Right."
Snake: "I'm not afraid of vampires."
Para-Medic: "Uh huh."
Snake: "...It's just that whenever somebody starts talking about vampires, I end up dreaming about them at night. And I don't need that right now. That's all."
Para-Medic: "...OK...???"



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