bigbosshard: (Default)
*If you're looking for suggestions, consider these memories/skills.

Positive Significant
-Cardboard box technology! (Starter)
-Final duel with Ocelot.
-EATING ALL THE FOOD (Received)
-Training with The Boss.
-A night with EVA. (Received)
-Training with Python.

Positive Trivial
-Radio chatter: Para-medic. (Day 72)
-Radio chatter: SIGINT.
-Radio chatter: EVA.
-EVA gives Snake the gift of FIREARMS. (Received)
-Naked shower fighting with Kaz. (Game 48)
-Screwing around with goofy outfits and messing with guards in the jungle.
-Chilling out with the guys at Mother Base.
-Second encounter with Ocelot -- a revolver only has six shots.

Neutral Significant
-Recruiting soldiers by surprise. (Game 47)
-Snake and EVA take out the Shagohod.
-The misadventures of Frank Jaeger.
-Elisa/Ursula see Snake's future. (Received)
-Killing the Cobra Unit.
-Caught by Volgin, The Boss, and Ocelot while sabotaging the Shagohod's facility. (Received)
-Founding Militaires Sans Frontieres.
-The day before Peace Day.
-Snake gets his very own Metal Gear. (Received)

Neutral Trivial
-Knocking out Raikov, stealing his clothes, and leaving him naked in a locker. (Received)
-Escaping "naked" from captivity. (Received)
-Monster hunting?!
-Nuclear deterrence theory. (Received)
-Meeting Ocelot and kicking the Ocelot unit around for a while.
-Duel with Ocelot at the ravine.
-Versus the unmanned weapons.

Negative Significant
-The end of the Virtuous Mission. (Received)
-Taking a bullet in the face for EVA. (Received)
-Snake is forced to kill his mentor, The Boss.
-EVA reveals the truth about The Boss' mission!
-Now The Boss is a nuke-equipped robotic bipedal tank?! (Received)
-First fight with Peace Walker, running The Boss' horse to its death.
-Peace Walker climactic battle.
-Robot Boss sacrifices itself to save the world.
-"She betrayed me, Kaz."

Negative Trivial
-AAAAAAUGH VAMPIRE NIGHTMARE. (Received)
-"Naked" camo won't let Snake take off his pants.
-Getting his inventory back, only to discover EVA and Revolver Ocelot ate all his food. (Received)
-Norad tracks Santa Claus every year at Christmastime and--HUEY STOP LAUGHING. (Received)
-Zadornov search missions.
-In Gene's captivity.
-Interrogation with Strangelove.

Skills
-Gunplay (Received)
-Wilderness survival (Received)
-Basic close-quarters combat (Starter)
-Advanced close-quarters combat
-Stealth (Received)
-Basic battlefield first aid
-Language: French
-Language: Russian
-Language: Spanish
-Language: Cat
-Placebo effect (gullible level up!) (Recieved)
bigbosshard: (Snake Eater)
Snake has tasted:
-Apple. ...Pretty good.
-Sake. ...Not bad.
-Drank berries. ...Kind of sour.
-Heart-shaped chocolate with peppermint (memory). ...Tastes great!
-Chewing gum found inside Acedia's heart. ...Tastes like roast beef. It's good!
-Three of Three's heart apples. ...They're delicious!
-Automaton's cake. ...It's sweet.
-Coyote's alcohol. ...It's all right.
*Ice cream sandwiches. ...They're cold.
*Soft pita bread dipped in vinegar and olive oil. ...It wasn't bad.
*Berries of lowered inhibition. ...They don't taste like much.
*Columbine's origami frog. ...Eeeeuuuuugh.
*Carnival pretzels ...Tasty!
*Popcorn. ...Could go for some more.
*Elephant ear. ...Kind of greasy.
*Cotton candy (memory). ...Tastes great!
*Centipede. ...Crunchy.
*Chicken. ...I want some more!
-Aloe. ...Eugh, not so great.
-Haunch. ...Could go for seconds!
-Banana. ...Chewy.
-Grapes. ...Tasty.
-Hardboiled egg. ...Pretty good.
-Sweet bean paste wagashi (Skill). ...Outstanding!
-Apple with a worm. ...Hey, protein.
-Apple wine (memory). ...Tastes great!
-Zack (kiss). ...Tastes kind of...manly.
-Trout. ...It's good.
-Sunflowers. ...Not so great.
-Steaknut. ...It's all right.
-Tempura. ...It's good!
-Blue pistachios, cheeto flavored. ...They're all right.
-honeydew-flavored sea-apples. ...They're good!
-Raw eel. ...Tingly!
-Cooked eel. ...Not bad.
-Spicy fruit tea. ...Zesty.

*Automaton taste quest: 10/10

Memory 18

Apr. 11th, 2012 11:54 am
bigbosshard: (Comraderie)
Memory: A night with EVA.
Received: Day 133, night
Form: Chrysanthemu wagashi.
Summary: EVA and Snake are alone in a cozy Alaskan cabin. They toast a successful mission, Snake asks if she'll stay in America or go back to the KGB, she gives a non-answer and they have sex.

THE REAL OPERATION SNAKE EATER, AMIRIGHT? )

Memory 17

Mar. 28th, 2012 05:44 pm
bigbosshard: (Default)
Memory: Caught by Volgin, The Boss, and Ocelot while sabotaging the Shagohod's facility.
Received: Day 131, afternoon
Form: Small wooden box, open the lid to view memory. Unlimited shares?!
Summary: Snake sets up C3 on fuel tanks in the Shagohod facility, but is caught by the enemy bosses! As usual the only one Snake's actually afraid of is The Boss, and as usual Ocelot is being gay for Snake. Volgin starts monologuing, Snake beats the crap out of a guy with super duper lightning powers.

Fight like a man, Volgin. )
bigbosshard: (huh just a box)
I haven't done a question meme since September, and I have energy, so I figure this is a good time to catch back up on something like this!

Ask me anything, I'll answer and ask you a question and so on!

For Jaina Solo and Naked Snake/Big Boss.

Memory 16

Mar. 4th, 2012 11:34 am
bigbosshard: (Default)
Memory: Nuclear deterrence theory.
Received: Day 125
Form: White marble pawn, cold to the touch. 3/5 uses.
Summary: Metal Gear Solid likes lots of wooooooords especially when it gets on its anti-nuke message.

The whole concept of nuclear deterrence is entirely hypothetical to begin with. When you get down to it, it's all smoke and mirrors. )

Memory 15

Jan. 28th, 2012 11:00 pm
bigbosshard: (Default)
Memory: Now The Boss is a nuke-equipped robotic bipedal tank?!
Received: Day 117, late noon
Form: Sharp-petaled glass chrysanthemums, now on glass stems for easy transport. Draw your own blood with them to view the memory. 6/7 uses left.
Summary: WHAT THE WHAT. Boss! Computers!!1 METAL GEEEEEEEEEAR!!!1one

Boss? Is that you? )

Memory 14

Dec. 24th, 2011 05:53 pm
bigbosshard: (!)
Memory: The end of the Virtuous Mission
Received: Day 109, noon
Form: Butter cracker.
Summary: The Virtuous Mission ends in failure. Snake sees the Shagohod for the first time, the scientist he's rescuing blabs about the tank's design. Then The Boss shows up with her unit, they grab Sokolov, and The Boss gives two miniature Davy Crocket nukes to Russian Colonel Volgin, announcing she's defecting. She kicks Snake's ass. With Para-medic's instruction Snake patches himself back together, just in time to get irradiated by a nuclear explosion.

The new blood has been rejected... )

Memory 13

Dec. 4th, 2011 03:31 pm
bigbosshard: (Snake Eater)
Memory: Norad tracks Santa Claus every year at Christmastime and--HUEY STOP LAUGHING.
Received: Day 103, afternoon
Form: Black feather, 6/7 uses.
Summary: Big Boss believes in Santa Claus, and Huey thinks this is the most hilarious thing in the world.

He's real, I tell ya. )

Memory 12

Nov. 21st, 2011 11:15 pm
bigbosshard: (Default)
Memory: EVA gives Snake the gift of FIREARMS.
Received: Day 99, night
Form: Small wooden box, shareable -- unlimited
Summary: Snake meets EVA for the first time. She flirts a lot, but Snake's more interested in her guns than sex.

Snake, huh? Well, I'm Eva. Are you here to tempt me? )

Memory 11

Oct. 30th, 2011 01:54 am
bigbosshard: (Default)
Memory: Snake gets his very own Metal Gear.
Received: Day 94, morning
Form: Monocle, 5/8 uses
Summary: Hard at work in the sea base of Snake's army, MSF, was paraplegic Huey and butch bisexual british lady Strangelove, working on creating the third-ever Metal Gear, Metal Gear Zeke to be used by Snake's group.
Metal Gear is a nuclear-equipped bipedal tank. Zeke, in particular, is piloted by an AI, and in addition to the requisite nuclear missile, also features a railgun, guided missiles, a jet propulsion system to do sliding charge attacks, a laser, a machine gun, and a radome for better guidance. Is capable of activating an ability that deflects missiles, sending them back at their origin.

We're going to be stepping into a lot of different conflicts as we roam the world. Each one unique, and with its own set of geography, ideologies, and politics. If we're going to intervene in those kinds of situations, we need the threat of a Metal Gear. )

Memory 10

Oct. 6th, 2011 05:41 pm
bigbosshard: (Default)
Memory: Elisa/Ursula see Snake's future.
Received: Day 88, morning
Form: Champagne flute of apple wine, single-use
Summary: Elisa/Ursula, a powerful teenage split-personality psychic doctor/soldier tries to stop Gene from launching Metal Gear RAXA, but she gets stabbed. In the last moments of her life, she finally sees the complete vision of Snake's future, as well as the chaos and heroism Snake and his three sons will bring about. This is particularly confusing for Snake, who knows he's sterile and can't have sons (not a fact that is actually vocalized here, but either way he remembers this fact about himself from radio chatter with Para-medic). Elisa/Ursula dies in Snake's arms.

The futures we saw were one and the same. )

Memory 9

Sep. 29th, 2011 10:32 pm
bigbosshard: (Tactical something something action)
Memory: Getting his inventory back, only to discover EVA and Revolver Ocelot ate all his food.
Received: Day 86, noon
Form: fake gold ring, single-use
Summary: After EVA returns Snake's gear to him--and thus, placeable after Snake escapes from captivity--Snake is sneaking back to the dang weapons facility when a great tragedy occurs. A pair of radio calls take place...

All those animals I worked so hard to capture... )

Memory 8

Sep. 25th, 2011 05:03 pm
bigbosshard: (Snake Eater)
Memory: EATING ALL THE FOOD
Received: Day 84, night
Form: Sterling silver fingernail polish, 2/5 uses left
Summary: Snake loves eating and gets really hungry, really fast. MGS 3 rewards you for eating every possible form of food in the game, and even though in Portable Ops and Peace Walker Snake starts SAYING he doesn't want to eat wild animals he does still say things like snakes sound tasty and he does still grab and eat raw fish. Basically this is a montage of ALL THE FOOD IN HIS GAMES. The more tasty the animal/meal, the more he benefits from it in either stamina or health, depending on which game it is.

But how does it taste? )

Memory 7

Sep. 25th, 2011 04:51 pm
bigbosshard: (Uncle Snake wants YOU!)
Memory: Knocking out Raikov, stealing his clothes, and leaving him naked in a locker.
Received: Day 80, mid-morning
Form: small metal gear, 6/7 uses
Summary: What it says on the tin. Snake needs to sneak into a secure portion of a Soviet weapons-development facility, so he uses a mask developed by Sigint based on the appearance of Soviet Major Raikov, who is a gay blond bishie. Snake sneaks up to him in a scientist disguise, knocks him out, gets his clothes, shoves him into a locker in nothing but a thong, and proceeds to have hijinks disguised as the major.

Raikov's just that kind of guy. )

Memory 6

Sep. 4th, 2011 01:53 am
bigbosshard: (Default)
Memory: Taking a bullet in the face for EVA.
Received: Snow game
Form: palm-sized snowman figurine pleasantly cool to the touch; kiss snowman's head to remember, 6/7 uses left
Summary: Colonel Volgin attempts to torture information out of Snake, and demands that The Boss demonstrate her loyalty by stabbing out Snake's eyes; however, Ocelot does his big gay Russian Roullette thing at EVA, and Snake swings himself over to knock EVA out of the way, getting shot instead.

He's been trained not to break. Trained by me. )

Memory 5

Aug. 4th, 2011 09:40 am
bigbosshard: ([CALL])
Memory: Radio chatter: Para-medic.
Received: Day 72
Form: cotton candy
Summary: This is Metal Gear Solid, so everyone is always talking over the radio about everything. The great thing about Naked Snake's games is they are the WACKIEST conversations. Snake and Para-medic's conversations are generally: Para-medic tells Snake about wildlife but Snake just wants to know how it tastes; Para-medic, while Saving the game, tells Snake about a terrible old sci-fi flick and tries to make some random detail relevant to Snake's situation because Snake doesn't watch movies and she wants to get him interested; and Para-medic tells him how to treat wounds. Other wackiness ensues.

Then why did they call her 'Quack'? )
bigbosshard: (Huh?)
Skill: Placebo effect
Earned: Game 54
Summary: Naked Snake can be so gullible, sometimes he can be convinced a thing will work and it really will. God I don't even know why I left this in here, no one needs a skill to Rule of Funny. Expect Snake to actually try some very stupid things.

Should we let him believe it? )

Memory 4

Jul. 17th, 2011 09:22 pm
bigbosshard: (!)
Memory: AAAAAAUGH VAMPIRE NIGHTMARE.
Received: Game 51 (day 66, high noon)
Form: fancy ring, 6/7 uses left
Summary: Snake isn't afraid of vampires, it's just that whenever people even mention them he has nightmares that night.

Vampires are just a stupid made up legend. )

Memory 3

Jul. 9th, 2011 01:53 pm
bigbosshard: (Default)
Memory: Escaping "naked" from captivity.
Received: Day 64, late morning
Form: Candle, 1/3 uses left

Is there a way to take off my pants? )

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