Memory 9

[bigbosshard]

Memory: Getting his inventory back, only to discover EVA and Revolver Ocelot ate all his food.
Received: Day 86, noon
Form: fake gold ring, single-use
Summary: After EVA returns Snake's gear to him--and thus, placeable after Snake escapes from captivity--Snake is sneaking back to the dang weapons facility when a great tragedy occurs. A pair of radio calls take place...

Major Zero: "Huh? Snake, take a look in your backpack."
Snake: "What the... My food's gone! Major!! What the hell is going on here!?"
Major Zero: "Don't ask me. Ask EVA."
Snake: "EVA...!"

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Snake: "EVA, about the contents of my backpack you got for me..."
EVA: "Is there something missing?"
Snake: "Yeah, all of my food."
EVA: "Well, how strange..."
Snake: "You didn't..."
EVA: "It wasn't me!"
Snake: "..."
EVA: "All those snakes and crocodiles and suspicious-looking mushrooms... I wouldn't eat that stuff even if you paid me!"
Snake: "What about the instant noodles?"
EVA: "..."
Snake: "EVA..."
EVA: "I was hungry, OK!? Give me a break! It's just a little packet of noodles..."
Snake: "It wasn't just the noodles. All those animals I worked so hard to capture..."
EVA: "That wasn't me."
Snake: "So who was it?"
EVA: "It was Ocelot."
Snake: "Ocelot?"
EVA: "He said he wanted to eat the same things you did."
Snake: "Why would he do that?"
EVA: "You haven't figured it out?"
Snake: "No."
EVA: "You are dense."
Snake: "...???"